PENIS PROBLEMS

[DJZ]

This isn't necessarily related to the website, but looking out for the best interests of all our members, I thought I'd like to take a moment of opportunity to ask if there were any of our members who were experiencing any sort of problems with their penis. Feeling any unusual bumps or bruises? Have trouble pleasing your sexual partner? Low sperm count? Well, I'm here to put those problems to bed once and for all. IN BED!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So anyway, any issues, post em up here. The pumpasaurus team as a whole will help you through your issues. ON YOUR URETHRA HOLE! BAM! FUCK YOU! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!